Votes
Rating
Marriage and the Church
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church..
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church..
3433
7.16
Wife has the last say
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work..
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work..
1870
7.13
New Secretary
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite...
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite...
2374
7.13
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum....
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum....
747
7.09
What a Woman Says and a Man Really Hears..
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean...
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean...
1614
7.08
Rules for Women
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless..
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless..
445
6.88
Make Me Feel Like a Woman
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm...
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm...
494
6.81
What are you thinking?
what should you do when the women you're with asks you: "What are you thinking?"...
what should you do when the women you're with asks you: "What are you thinking?"...
244
6.68
Love Fence
A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon..
A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon..
248
6.62
Maritial Bliss
a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling..
a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling..
178
6.38
Defendant's Testimony
you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man...
you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man...
126
6.09
4 Letter Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother..
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother..
57
6.06
Portrait
Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex...
Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex...
129
6.02
Keep the Change
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night..
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night..
219
5.84
Doctor, Lawyer, and a Biker
A guy met a girl at a nightclub and she invited him back to her place for the night. She still lived with her parents, but they were out of town, so this was the perfect opportunity...
A guy met a girl at a nightclub and she invited him back to her place for the night. She still lived with her parents, but they were out of town, so this was the perfect opportunity...
248
5.39
House Painting
One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it."..
One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it."..
260
4.21
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