Votes
Rating
Baby Photographer
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family...
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family...
140
7.69
Half Sister
Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town!
Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town!
67
7.44
African Client
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king...
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king...
2028
7.32
Bar Bet
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet...
243
6.78
Retired Pirate
After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance..
After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance..
448
6.76
Walmart Clerk
if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it..
if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it..
1627
6.71
What causes Arthritis?
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest..
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest..
588
6.64
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew...
529
6.47
Gold Coins
I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy...
I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy...
27
6.42
Organist
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building...
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building...
177
6.02
Subway Poke
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand...
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand...
231
5.92
Terrible Cough
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life..
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life..
15
5.90
The Genie
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp...
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp...
209
5.89
How I Got Rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932...
24
5.69
Real Beer
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar..
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar..
386
5.65
Stay Away from Wife
It's from someone who says if I don't stay away from his wife, he'll kill me...
It's from someone who says if I don't stay away from his wife, he'll kill me...
17
5.64
This is Good
The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"...
The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"...
174
5.58
New Accountant
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant..
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant..
112
5.50
Cowboy vs Preacher
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
60
5.34
Rich Businessman Prays
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal...
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal...
161
5.27
Bad Genie
a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"...
a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"...
83
5.21
Traffic Stop
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin...
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin...
121
5.16
Writer's Hell
A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven...
A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven...
133
4.57
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