Joke Description | Votes | Rating |
Sleeping In Church My husband keeps falling
asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do? | 2122 | 7.87 |
Answering Machines Actual answering machine answers... | 2412 | 7.54 |
Empire State Building Fall a man jumps from the top of the building safely... | 1040 | 7.35 |
Amazon Explorer An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives... | 489 | 6.65 |
Did you hear? Did you hear?... | 303 | 6.56 |
Points to Ponder What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? | 478 | 6.53 |
Lawyer Waiting in Line A Laywer was waiting in line.. | 507 | 6.35 |
Letter of Apology When I came into the office this morning, I noticed a sort of general feeling of unfriendliness... | 478 | 6.35 |
Never judge a book by its Author Book and Author puns | 192 | 6.34 |
Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister You won't be able to resist this one!! | 54 | 6.33 |
Stiff Neck A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the
porch... | 815 | 6.32 |
Leaving Early There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a Jewish guy.
They all worked together at a factory... | 503 | 6.17 |
What is Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked
him, "Daddy, what is sex?"... | 811 | 5.77 |
Mistaken Drunk A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car... | 320 | 5.76 |
Stop on the Weekends! A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings... | 190 | 5.65 |
Strange A lawyer named Strange died... | 380 | 5.17 |
Masterpiece He had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now... | 185 | 5.13 |
Blink Skydiving Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump
one day... | 109 | 5.03 |
Roman Slave Driver Good news and bad news... | 198 | 4.47 |
DNA Good News and Bad your DNA is an exact match with the sample found.. | 401 | 3.55 |